Death by coconut
It’s dangerous out there.
Particularly in the US. Twenty people there were killed by coconuts last year. Read the figures below and shake.
| (US Deaths per year) Causes | Deaths | Percentage |
| Smoking | 467,000 | 63% |
| Obesity | 216,000 | 29% |
| Motor Vehicle | 43,354 | 6% |
| Falls | 13,322 | 2% |
| Drowning | 3,842 | 0.5% |
| Snakes | 100 | 0.013% |
| Other Stinging Bee Deaths | 50 | 0.007% |
| Skate boarding | 42 | 0.006% |
| Falling Coconuts! | 20 | 0.003% |
| *Africanized Honeybees | 0.7 | 0.0001% |
| *of the deaths by AHB, a portion of these people were allergic to bees. | ||
As for the person listed in the table who is ’0.7′ dead; what kind of statistic is that?
May the coconuts fall far from your head,
Michael
This is hillarious. I’ve got to share with my son. Thanks!
Thought you might dig what we’re launching tomorrow for ecodads.
New ecodads site: http://noumenadesign.com/eco/
Kick Starter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ecodads/1790435018?token=36140374
Approved Press Release: http://ecodads.org/kickstarter/press_release.pdf
Two Pager Sponsorship Proposal Sample: http://ecodads.org/kickstarter/2pager.pdf
Plan for CAL EPA for EEI: http://www.ecodads.org/kickstarter/eeistrategicplan.pdf
-Michael